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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."
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"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"
"The Jolly Green Giant is into bondage. I guess you could call him a collared green."
"What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. sorry."
"What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra? The south shall rise again!"
"What do you call a promiscuous egg? Humped-me Dumped-me"
"I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them"
"How do you make a baby cry twice? Rub the blood off your dick on his teddy bear"
"Leaving a chunky sneeze on my shower wall to test my cleaning lady. I fear I am a terrible king."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."