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Joke of the Day

"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"

"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."

"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."

"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."

"All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon."

"I was walking downtown, and I passed this homeless man who started shaking his cup of change at me and I was like, okay, dick, I get it, you have more money than me, don't rub it in."

"[writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy"