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Joke of the Day

"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"

"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Just think, there are people out there who don't get to read my tweets."

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."

"Life is all about perspective The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."

"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."

"I'm struggling to think of a name for this new app that compares acid and mushrooms. Sadly ""Tripadvisor"" is taken"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night."

"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"