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Joke of the Day
"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."
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"Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say ""Over there."""
"Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"
"I asked my wife for the newspaper I said to my wife, ""Get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" The spider didn't see that coming."
"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."
"I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All."
"why are black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail"
"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"
"Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank"
"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""