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Joke of the Day
"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."
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"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"
"[dog on trial for murder] lawyer: who's a good boy? dog: I am lawyer: your honor I rest my case"
"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."
"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."
"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another 1."
"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"
"I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual."
"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."
"How does a solar system have a party? They planet"