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Joke of the Day

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

" Look, it's an octopi"

"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."

"I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to ""Doreen the Submissive Housewife"""

"My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don't know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes."

"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."

"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."

"An advent calendar for jehova's witnesses Behind each door, someone tells you to fuck off."