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Joke of the Day
"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
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"Titties and explosions. Plot line optional. #HollywoodPostItNote"
"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"
"My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar. Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool."
"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."
"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."
"Just Bcoz My Status Is ""Single"" It Doesnt Means I'm ""Available"". It's Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook."""
"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."
"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it wont screw."
"Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him."