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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation"

"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."

"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."

"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""

"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"""You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands."" *Lights another cigarette*"

"What do you call an exploding horse? Neigh-Palm"

"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."

"I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own."

"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."