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Joke of the Day
"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."
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"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."
"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."
"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."
"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."
"How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."
"Drummers of Reddit. What does coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."
"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."