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Joke of the Day
"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."
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"My wife told me to stop making holocaust puns today Im telling Jew i did Nazi that coming"
"Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear"
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...*"
"Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos."
"Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident? I guess that makes him all-righty then."
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"
"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."