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Joke of the Day
"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
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"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."
"WIFE: Stop spending all our money ME: Okay, fine [later] WIFE: *visibly angry* WTF? ME: *zooming by on a new Segway* RELAX KAREN, I STOLE IT"
"Why are artificial eyes made from glass? They gotta be see-through"
"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."
"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."
"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."
"What did one telepath say to the other telepath? Nothing."
"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."
"Little Caesar pick up line. Call me Little Caesar, cause I'm hot and ready."