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Joke of the Day
"My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!"
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"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"
"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."
"Cop cars aren't very intimidating. Add a crazy plow covered in blood, an anarchy symbol and spinning saw blades and I'll stop in a heartbeat"
"After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me."
"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."
"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."
"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."
"How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !"
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"