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Joke of the Day
"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"
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"A woman gets breast implants made of wood.. Too bad this joke doesn't have a punchline, it would probably be funny. Wooden tit?"
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"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""