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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"

"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."

"What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish? A couple of weeks"

"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."

"I got my first real 6-string Bought it at the 5 & dime Played it til my fingers bled Mom sued the guitar manufacturer & settled out of court"

"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"

"When a woman says she doesn't want a boyfriend what she really means is that she doesn't want you"

"Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard? He really rose to the equation."