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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."

"Say no to drugs they might lower the price"

"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."

"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"

"Why did the Redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"And the lord said take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"" and Gordon Ramsay replied ""bland, dry, and tasteless."""

"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"

"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."

"I watched a gay fish porn the other day... ...it was pretty homoaquatic."

"Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says ""Give it back Josh"""