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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon"

"[NSFW] What did the sperm say to the egg? Cum with me if you want to live."

"If you're going to have sex with someone you don't know, always ask... ..."

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"I was standing in the middle of a park... Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger... And then, it hit me"

"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"

"*phone rings* Wife - ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me - *strips naked and does running man* Wife - ""...."""

"Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food."

"So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day."

"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""