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Joke of the Day

"I was standing in the middle of a park... Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger... And then, it hit me"

"What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site? Namaste."

"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."

"Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security"

"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"Procrastinating?! Don't even get me started!"

"I'm putting my standards up for adoption Because I can't raise them anymore"

"A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me."

"facte: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once"