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Joke of the Day
"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."
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"Get rich or die of poverty-related causes"
"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"
"The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus... even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head."
"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."
"When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."
"What eats everything? An Om-nomnivore"
"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"
"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""