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Joke of the Day

"So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day."

"Breaking up with Asians is so hard. You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."

"[reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? ""yes"" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat"

"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted"

"-Do you take drugs? -No. -Ever tried them? -Never. -You seem very nervous. -I'm just not used to being questioned by a unicorn."

"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."

"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."

"Take your teenage girl to Disney world, Quickly. Next year she will want to spend her holidays sucking off strangers in Magaluf..."

"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"