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Joke of the Day

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Turtles think frogs are homeless."

"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."

"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."

"What's the difference.... What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you."

"People come up to me all the time in the street and they say to me, they say, ""Joe, what's the difference between Hag Shavuot and Hag Ha-Katzir?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, about fifty bucks."""

"Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew"

"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."

"Trix are for kids. calling your penis trix because trix are for kids. wait no ( ._.)?"