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Joke of the Day

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"Life is too complicated in the morning."

"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."

"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""

"Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E I E I O....."

"Hey guys, I just saved a bunch of money on my flood insurance by not having any."

"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"

"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."