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Joke of the Day

"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."

"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"

"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""

"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""

"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"

"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""

"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"

"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"