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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"false fact did you know if you stacked all the 5 bills on each other the stack would quickly become unstable and tumble over..."

"WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again"

"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."

"If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap."

"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."

"What day do soldiers hate the most? March Fourth"

"I turned into a cat earlier Don't ask meow"

"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."

"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."