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Joke of the Day

"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"

"Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole? Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon."

"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"

"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."

"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"[Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1? Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib"

"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."