72716

Joke of the Day

"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."

"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."

"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."

"What do you call a spouse of 30 years? A stalemate."

"Calculators May Be Ugly On The Outside But Its What's On The Inside That Counts."

"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."

"Macbeth Joke Lady Macbeth: Out damned spot! The dog named Spot: Ruff ruff ruff. [Exeunt/Leaves] Spot (Aside): Wow, I wonder why she hates me so much? I thought my bark was polite enough!"

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."