201922
Joke of the Day
"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"
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"Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."
"So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust."
"Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned and one hadn't even been coloured in yet."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."
"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."
"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"
"Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill."