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Joke of the Day
"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
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"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."
"[magician rolls over in bed] ""Last night was amazing"" Woman: Magical. Make me breakfast? Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]"
"What did God say to Noah? ""Make a backup, I need to re-format this."""
"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""
"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."
"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."
"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"