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Joke of the Day
"Never telling another baby goat joke again. I'm not kidding."
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"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison."
"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."
"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."
"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"
"listening to Mambo No. 5. every time Lou Bega says a woman's name I fire my gun into the sky"
"This is a Tylenol conversation. So you can Aleve."
"If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc."
"Dealer: Anyone follow you dude? Me: just my cat *dealer opens trench coat & my mom jumps out* Mom: why are you using drugs???"
"How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy? He scared the hell out of him."