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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says if this post will get 1000 upvotes she'll start to exist :'("
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"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"
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"A woman is out fishing with her husband... As she's sitting in the boat, she asks ""Honey, do you have any more of those little floatey bobber thingies? Mine keep sinking."""
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"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"
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