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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless"

"Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly."

"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? An olfactory reset."

"How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now."

"What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""orn""? Popcorn Pervs."

"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."