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Joke of the Day
"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."
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"Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws."
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"""You're an alcoholic."" I prefer the term 'bar-barian'"
"Marriage: I gave sex up for this?"
"What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"It's too tight Girl: It's too tight! Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly Girl: Push it in! Boy: Ah, I can't... Girl: It's painful... Boy: Forget it. I'll just buy a new wedding ring"