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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who steal the punchline. I'm keeping mine a secret."

"I used to steal famous comedian's jokes I still do, but I used to too."

"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."

"I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan... probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?"

"Hamburger My Chinese girlfriend came up with this, please don't groan. Where do you go to get a burger on the internet? McDownloads!"

"Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"I walked in on my brother masturbating earlier. He completely froze. After what seemed like an eternity he managed the words ""Why the fuck are you masturbating?!"""

"3 years ago someone was laying concrete so I put my hand prints in it. Been here ever since."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."