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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who steal the punchline. I'm keeping mine a secret."

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."

"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."

"What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes? Crude Oil."

"I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him ""No jerk!"" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16."

"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"

"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."

"To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?"