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Joke of the Day
"To add insult to injury... ...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound."
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"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window..."
"[last meal on death row] ""Pepper?"" *nods* ""Say when"" *winks to camera*"
"When I call her ""Hun,"" it's not short for honey. It's short for Attila."
"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"
"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"
"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"
"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."
"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"
"Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook your hand; I went to the beach six years ago."