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Joke of the Day

"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"

"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"

"Why are fruit rapists seldom found alone? They come in pears"

"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."

"Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... I hear you ask."

"Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"

"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"

"If I consider you a friend, I'll be there for you. With an ear, a shoulder, a drill, a shovel, an alibi - whatever you need to feel better."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"