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Joke of the Day
"When I call her ""Hun,"" it's not short for honey. It's short for Attila."
Next Joke
"""Honey, I think I lost weight!"" ""Get on the scale, I bet you'll find it."""
"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."
"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."
"I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said ""yea caught one this big"" This joke works better in person."
"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"
"What do you call the security guys at Samsung The guardians of the galaxy"
"What do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A reptile dysfunction."
"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "
"What is harder said than done? Your mom"