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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said to me... ""If one day, you want to run away, just let me know..."" Turns out she meant together."

"Life is a lot line piano lessons. Because my mom forced me into it and expects me to try my best even though she knows I fucking hate the piano."

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."

"What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman? A cross-threader"

"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."

"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"

"The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance. 2017: Trump's still trying? 2018: ""Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"""

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."