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Joke of the Day

"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."

"I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work. She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait."

"2030's kids won't get this... Drinking water."

"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"

"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"

"I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk?...my apocolypse plans depend on it....thanks!"

"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."

"Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam"

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."