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Joke of the Day

"2030's kids won't get this... Drinking water."

"Ever since I read an article about the danger of smoking I stopped reading."

"What is the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a shit when my computer crashes."

"There was a puppy named Joke... He died, and that was the end of the Joke..."

"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."

"I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes. I usually end up stabbing the chair."

"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"

"Your ""poetic"" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first"

"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."

"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."