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Joke of the Day

"I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk?...my apocolypse plans depend on it....thanks!"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"

"What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe"

"If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty."

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."

"I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea."

"Why are homosexuals always happy? Cause they're gay (happy)."

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."