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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"

"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"

"Calculus derives me crazy!!"

"Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside"

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""

"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."

"You know that you're not a child anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch."