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Joke of the Day
"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"
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"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"
"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"
"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."
"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte."