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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm allergic to alcohol... After about 10-12 beers, I throw up. It's the damndest thing!"
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"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."
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"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"
"Got a pretty bad burn on my arm. I was putting a pie in the oven & my dad came up behind me & put a cigarette out on my arm."
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
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"I just got laid ... off."
"Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz"