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Joke of the Day

"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""

"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""

"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."

"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"

"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."

"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"

"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."