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Joke of the Day
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."
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"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."
"You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you."
"""Money doesn't grow on trees"" is something rich people say so you won't find their money trees."
"What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo? Well done, old Jap."
"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."
"Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, ""well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office""."
"My friend told me how electricity was measured. And I was like watt."
"What did O say to Q? Ya dick is hangin out."
"Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics."