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Joke of the Day

"Got a pretty bad burn on my arm. I was putting a pie in the oven & my dad came up behind me & put a cigarette out on my arm."

"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"

"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"

"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."

"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."

"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"

"I think I was Italian, in a pasta life."

"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."