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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"
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"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after? The Weasley twins"
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"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Tires need changing too you know!"