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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it."
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"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"
"My co-worker was accused of flipping off the boss. I told HR that it couldn't have been him because he never lifts a finger to do anything."
"I really wanted to make a Zelda joke But there is no Links allowed."
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"
"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."
"Father: "" I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television."" Son: "" I'm sorry you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."""
"Can February march? April may."