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Joke of the Day
"Can February march? April may."
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"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"
"This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John."
"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"
"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."
"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""
"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"
"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"
"People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements"
"With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially."