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Joke of the Day

"Can February march? April may."

"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."

"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"

"Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times"

"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."

"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."

"Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE."

"My mom moved me away from Texas as a kid, statistically decreasing the chance I ever get the death penalty and that's pretty cool"

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."