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Joke of the Day

"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"

"Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie."

"Q: What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? A: Fred."

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium..."

"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"

"[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)"

"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""