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Joke of the Day

"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."

"""You're never alone."": A phrase that's maybe cute to find in a love note, but horrifying to find smeared on a fogged up bathroom mirror."

"How does an Alabama girl know she's in for a crazy night? Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten."

"The world seems like a beautiful place until you realize that there isn't one thing that hasn't been shoved up a butt."

"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."

"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"

"Friday. My second favorite F word."

"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"

"If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive."

"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"