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Joke of the Day

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"

"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."

"Airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual ...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that."

"""This is all your fault!"" -Billionaire showing son his deed for all the land along the San Andreas Fault"

"If tennis rules were chasing the ball and bringing it to your opponent without letting him have it, my dog would be the best in the world."

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless? Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it."

"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""

"Stop undressing me with your eyes!! Use your teeth."

"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"