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"I really wanted to make a Zelda joke But there is no Links allowed."
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"My friend told me how electricity was measured. And I was like watt."
"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."
"Remember the Three R's of r/jokes Repost, reuse, recycle."
"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"
"Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] ""Did you say single?"""
"I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable."
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"