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Joke of the Day
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
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"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"
"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"
"[on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU"
"Anyone know how long we are supposed to ""Shake It Off""? Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!"
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis. BTW. I know this is not a medially accurate joke"
"A man walks into the zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."
"What did the vegetable say to the dj? lettuce turnip the beet"